YWTT: If I Had My Very Own Unicorn

This prompt from You Write the Title III is from Heather Gaynor. 

I would go find a rainbow.

I would brush it very carefully because those hairs go for ten galleons apiece.

I would get to hang out with Neil Patrick Harris, which would be awesome, because he’s married to Scooter, and they have the cutest kids ever.

I genuinely can’t think of anything else to say about unicorns. So I’d probably let it go. After my NPH bonding sesh.

Also in the You Write the Title III  series:

• The Audacity of Mustaches
• Why Hot Women Should Date Jeff Hoyak
• If I Were a Billionaire