Inviting Controversy With a List of Truths
People who say spelling and grammar don’t matter don’t realize how deeply they are judged for it.
While we’re judging, people who smoke or tan are judged on sight.
Ryan Gosling is a scrawny man whose eyes are too close together.
Calling New Jersey “Jersey” is trashy and common.
The depressing-to-inspiring ratio of “Les Miserables” is not worth it.
Only dorks dislike Ewoks.
The business of college football enables grossly immoral shit to go on in educational institutions.
The verbal tic of starting sentences with “So…” is increasingly popular, increasingly annoying, and increasingly easy to pick up.
Ninety percent of women who dye their hair blonde would look better brunette.